My team is better than your team...AND I CAN PROVE IT!

I have been a University of Arizona footbal fan since birth. With the execption of 1998, a few big time players (basically just Bruschi), and a consistent upset win each year there hasn't been too much to cheer about. The common saying you will find there during football season in response to being heckled is: "Just wait for basketball season."

The problem is I live with a USC alum, which simply takes all the fun out of college football. Every time we win a game, its overshadowed by their blowout. It sucks. Last year I got drunk and bet her $200 that we would beat them. Most expensive hangover ever.

What I am getting at is that no matter who tour team is, you SHOULD back them in all situations and circumstances. You should argue to the death that your beloved 0-7 Western Kentucky Hilltoppers could beat Alabama head-to-head. I don't care the matchup, hypothetically, we all believe our team can beat anyone.

Well now there is something that can help. I stumbled upon a website yesterday that can PROVE your team is better than ANY other team.
So, how are the Hilltoppers better than Alabama? Just look below...

I mean its BULLETPROOF!!!

Now of course, in an unwinnable situation such as the one above, any Hilltopper fan would be ecstatic. I mean it's hard to make an argument that they could beat the JV team at some high schools let alone Alabama.

So how about a more applicable example. Who is better, Penn St or Boise St.? Well take a look...

But the best feature is the flip. Just click a button and it flips it the other way...

Now, for this to really work effectively you will need to be dealing with a very shitcanned individual, as no matter how great the debater you are, it's hard to argue that Duke could take down Florida. But at least now you have some ammo. You no longer need to go back a decade, the last time your squad beat a ranked team, in order to validate your claim.

Just get as many people to witness your argument as possible, keep it plausible as long as you are able, pull up http://www.myteamisbetterthanyourteam.com/, and drop the BOMB!

Thanks to our friends at www.myteamisbetterthanyourteam.com for letting us write this article!